So, the other day I was texting with my sister, and we were bored so decided to play the take turns writing sentences to tell a story game. (Some of them ended up a couple of sentences, and a couple of them half sentences.)
I asked her if I could post the results on here, and she said yes. It got a little bit… interesting shall we say?
So here, I give you, The story of the rabbit dragon king!
Sister: Once upon a time,
Me: There was a world just like ours today, in fact, it was today!
Sister: Mr Fluffybunnykins was in the meadows of Macadamia.
Me: He was sure it was just another day, but alas, something was going to happen.
Sister: The dragon of Grand Central Macadamia was just awakening!
Me: Mr. Fluffy Bunny Guy was just nibbling at the macadamia fields, as the dragon spread his large wings and coughed a puff of flames.
Sister: It burnt his fluffy tail off!
Me: The rabbit was mortified, as tailless bunnies were often shunned in his community, so he knew he had to do something about it!
Sister: He got a false tail!
Me: So, he could function for a short while, but after a while he noticed other animals with fake tails too.
Sister: He was happy once again!
Me: BUT HE FORMS A GROUP WHO ALSO HAS GRUDGES AGAINST THE DRAGON AND WANTS TO SEEK VENGEANCE UPON HIS FIERY SOUL!!!
Sister: He and everyone with a false tail charged up the mountain AND…
Me: The dragon saw them coming and started crying.
Sister: They stopped to ask questions.
Me: “I’m sorry!” He exclaimed “I just have seasonal allergies!” *Sniff*
Sister:He sneezed and almost killed people.
Me: “OKAY FINE! I’ll see a doctor”
Sister: NO, WE WILL BRING THE DOCTOR TO YOU!” Said Mr. False tail.
Me: None of them knew any doctors so they all jumped on the dragon, which really only tickle him as he had a bunch of rabbits and squirrels and field mice were skittering across his scales.
Sister: The dragon laughed so hard he cried.
Me: He sneezed and produced a giant flame.
Sister: Killing half of the village.
Me: He felt so bad he started sobbing.
Sister:They had to spear the dragon in the side, unleashing 1,000 gallons of blood and skinned him like a buck.
Me: Mr. Fluffy bunny tail took the dragons tail spikes and made them into a crown, and used a piece of his leathery skin as a cape.
Sister: He was king of the dragons.
Me: The end!
Obviously the story took an unexpectedly violent turn. But, I guess the animals wanted to stop the fiery injustice that was overtaking the village…
I really don’t know what happened, one minute my sister wants the story to end in a happy go lucky way, and I try and make it a bit more interesting and suddenly she decides “DRAGON DEATH!!! KILL THE DRAGON!!! UNLEASH ALL THE BLOOD!!! VIOLENCE!!!!
(I love you, sister)
Anyways, that’s the end! I hope you enjoyed it…
Thank you, sister, for the story writing and letting me post this! You are super!
and thank you readers for reading! You’re awesome! 🙂